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Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would order the Chipsets of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the completed shipment he see.
Sir Michael: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your name?
Sir Michael: My name is Sir Michael of Dell.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
Sir Michael: To sell Dual Core.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your favorite color?
Sir Michael: Money.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Michael: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Hurd: That’s easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would orders the Chips of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the completed shipment he see.
Sir Hurd: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I’m not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your name?
Sir Hurd: Sir Hurd of Packard.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
Sir Hurd: To find customers for Itanium.
Bridgekeeper: What… is the code name for the 45nm processor in the Santa Rosa platform?
[pause]
Sir Hurd: I don’t know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Hurd: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What… is your name?
Palmisano: Sir Palmisano of IBMalot.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
Palmisano: I seek Enterprise Contracts.
Bridgekeeper: What… is the platform type in which you will find Kentsfield process with the Q6600 chipset?
Palmisano: Bridge Creek. No, Salt…
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Palmisano: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee hee. Stop. What… is your name?
King Jobs: It is ‘Jobs’, King of the iBritons.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
King Jobs: To wear turtlenecks.
Bridgekeeper: What… is the cache size of the McCaslin ultra mobile processors?
King Jobs: Why does it matter? If we used them in our iPhone would it in any way augment the near rapture-level geek cred you would already get?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that.
[the bridgekeeper is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about geeks?
King Jobs: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.
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